Dear Kristine, Ive only known you for like.. A little bit more than a year. It’s cool I guess. We haven’t argued and shit. And yeah. But I just want you to know that if I were some attractive guy, and for some odd reason you were into me, I’d treat you better than the douche bags that you’ve dated. (lol nohomo) and if I liked Laotians I’d hit on you. But I don’t. Your cousin is nice. Hahha. Uh… You’re beautiful. Like, nohomo. I promise (HAHA) but like seriously. I know you aren’t super happy because of your “fat face” but all I see is beauty. Okay? And thank you…for those nights when you were there for me and stuff. I know I don’t say it a lot because I’m..me. But I really appreciate you . You’re an amazing friend, an amazing person in general. Please, don’t ever become like me or someone who has problems. You’re strong young lady and you know how to be happy. I think everyone has a time when they are upset and break down, but if you ever do need me or anything, text me. I do genuinely care about you. Okay? Okay. I’m glad we met, marshmallow head.

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Ahhh, this girl is so pretty.